A Movie Script Ending

I've been neglecting this blog for the past couple of weeks. I've been busy with this girl I met. As usual, this is my lame way of saying I've been too caught up in work and my new iMac. Things have been so crazy at the office. I just met the biggest asshole in the world (or, in the office). This overgrown turd just joined the company a month before. But now, he's acting like he's the world's best thing since sliced bread. I just wanted to unleash a can of whoop-ass on this guy.

I've also been spending a lot of time in front of my computer watching DVD's. No, not THAT kind. I finished the whole 4th season of 24 and the whole first season of LOST. I've realised that these two shows have some things in common. First of all, both male lead character is named JACK. Jack Bauer for 24 and Jack Sheppard. Both characters are good in their jobs. Bauer, a counter-terrorist field agent, and Sheppard, a doctor. Both are stuck in places where dangers abound (Bauer-LA, Sheppard-the Island). And of course, they both have the qualities of a modern-day saint.

Both shows also feature nubile female characters. Ladies so beautiful, that they capture your imagination and make you wish that you were with them, even if their lives is always in constant danger. (Kim Bauer and Michelle Dessler for 24, Kate Austen and Shannon Rutherford, shown below.)

So I hope all you folks understand why I've been uhhh...tied up. hehe.

Again I Go Unnoticed

I think everyone will agree with me when I say that it is so difficult to get yourself noticed. Whether it be your boss, potential employers, or the woman of your dreams, you will have to shamelessly parade yourself in front of them just to get their attention. Even then, you may not even get their focus on you long enough.

For a while I've been trying to get noticed. So far, I've gotten....nothing, zilch, nada. I've gotten a few calls, a few nice messages, but still, nothing. I only hope that more developments will follow soon. Very soon. Damn mind games.

There comes a time in everyone's lives when you question yourself. You ask yourself: Am I worthy? Why would someone want you?

I hope the answer will come soon. Im tired waiting.

She Don't Use Jelly

Lemme tell you about this friend of mine. When people meet her for the first time, people have the same impression of her. Inside, they think, "That girl looks so bitchy." She doesn't dissapoint.

However, beneath that tough exterior is a woman who sheds tears when a friend suffers, or sweats bullets when confronted by conflict. She is an enigma.

I enjoy being with her because I can just be myself. I can be bitching about work, about women, and about her, to her face, and she'll just take it in stride saying, "You're such an idiot."

Her name reminds me of a talking donkey in an old Disney movie, her looks, she looks like a Jinx. Her hair, often imitated but never duplicated.

Go figure.

Smooth

It's been awhile since I last ranted here. Maybe it's because things have been going well at work. NOT. Maybe it's because I won a hundred million bucks in the lottery. I wish.

Could it be that my lovelife has finally taken off? Somewhat?

And who, you may ask, is this new muse in my life, the reason why I wake up in the morning, go to work and look forward to quitting time? I met her last Saturday night, very unexpectedly, I saw her just sitting there, very unassuming, confident, and oh, so beautiful. I told myslef, I had to be with her. But I was so shy and didn;t know how to approach her. Finally, I found the courage to ask her out. She looks good, has nice, supple skin, has the right curves at the right places, never nags, always improves herself, very skillful, not moody, and best of all, she is very user-friendly.

I sleep beside her at night, dreaming how she feels like, listening to her ever-soft purr...

OK, OK, get a grip. (slaps myself)

Best of You

Someone told me before, when you reach for the sky, you fall the roof. When you reach for the roof, you fall on the ground. I've always tried to follow this credo. However, sometimes, reaching for the sky can be such a pain.

In my line of work, you are always subjected to the opinion of the eternally stupid. But give them credit. They earn more than you, and probably live a more comfortable than you. That's why I've learned to stagger the quality of my work. The following is a plan to ensure that your work is approved by these hopeless, demanding morons who are more polularly called your bosses.

Step 1: 50% quality + 100% speed = not good enough
Step 2: 70% quality + 70% speed = ok, but needs improvement
Step 3: have a cup of coffee, watch a movie, 99% quality + 50% speed = approved, with one change,which is insignificant anyway.

Ta-daaan!! Approved.

Wish life was as simple as this.